yeah okay

i had a dream i put some mcdonalds french fries in my pocket and when i went to grab them and they had transformed into a box of marlboro cigarettes. nice fucking symbolism dream banksy i just wanted a snack

Wendy’s: hello can I take your order? Me: Maybe

this image is probably the most accurate visual representation of the United States education system

sometimes there’s an ad on my dash and I don’t even realize it cuz yall shitpost so much that I can see a highly detailed graphic of rheumatoid arthritis and I just assume it’s the New Meme™

barbies definitely been an asassin. she just doesnt tell people so she can keep her friends safe

what kind of profession allows and demand the changing to multiple careers? barbie have always been an assassin, all other jobs were just cover and disguises 

Y'all are right. It explains why Jem and Bratz are dead.

theyre damn right yhou fucking moron

i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado

why is this so fucking funny

STEP 1) GET THAT $$ STEP 2) SPEND THAT $$  STEP 3) OWN 2 MUCH STUFF STEP 4) PUT IT IN A PILE STEP 5) RELAX

r u a dragon?

STEP 6) DRAGON

dumbledore dabbed at every single speech he gave at hogwarts, it just wasn’t mentioned because it wasn’t relevant to harry’s story

History in a nutshell

Important

breaks my heart 

This makes me sad 😕