Shifter

Well, OP, I’m officially invested in this shit. Your whiny ass is doing self care if I have to drive to your goddamn house and do it for you.

By Talos this can't be happening

Op you have fuckethed with the devil this post has gained 30,000 notes since I reblogged it last night

I needed that second pic

I saw someone write recently (paraphrased), “They said ‘you’ll get more conservative as you get older’ and what they didn’t realize they meant was ‘you’ll get greedier and more paranoid as you get richer’ [which is true, there are psych studies] and what they didn’t count on is that no one gets rich any more”

ooh, quoting that again for emphasis: “what they didn’t count on is that no one gets rich any more”

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

Wishing me and everyone best of luck for something good in your life! :D

hasjdgfashsjgdfs HAHAHAHAHA

Holy shit. 

His own Mama?!

Roasted by a teenager, his own mother, and Denmark.

It’s as though his life embodied the spirit of an AITA reddit post. I am weirdly impressed.

what is there to say that hasn’t already been said - this guy was not having a great time, lmao. 

executive dysfunction be like *wants to do something* *doesnt do it* *feels bad* *wants to do something* *doesnt do it* *feels bad* *wants to do something* *doesnt do it* *feels ba

I recently learnt that executive dysfunction can be broken down into two main categories: anxiety that your attempt won’t be satisfactory, or confusion about where to start or how to break it down into steps. As much as we feel bad about it, it’s extremely important to remember that it is NOT laziness and we in fact shouldn’t feel bad.

hey reblog this instead