welcome

gay rights!

happy anniversary to this post

>He doesn't have a commemorative 9/11 ritual dagger

They killed bin laden with this

why do app game advertisements think i want to save a king from a fate that i'm sure he probably deserves

isn't sleeping supposed to cure the tired sleepy? and yet

NICE

If I caption this “I can haz cheezburger?” do you think the fabric of time and space will rip and we’ll be flung violently back into our own past?

“I can fix him” this “I can make him worse” that Pathetic. I can love him so much that it changes the course of the entire narrative.

I am a safe space for anyone trapped in a time loop. Come to me, I'll believe you every time. I'll try and help you, just update me on whatever we did the last time.

One of the worst innovations in communication technology is the "read" status feature on messengers. It intensifies the already unhealthy and unreasonable expectation of constant availability that smartphones have created by putting pressure on recipients to respond immediately to messages and instilling hurt feelings or paranoia in senders. It makes it that much easier for controlling or smothering behavior between family members, lovers or even friends. If any technology fosters an erosion of personal boundaries and personal time, it's this absurd feature. Just turn it off.

yo, @sophiechoir

This is a good time for a really mean meme I’ve been thinking of

Screaming in pain covered in blood trying to put the fitted sheets on the bed