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this blog is brought to u by someone unmedicated

A girl needs to save 1000s of images to her phone it is a natural instinct instilled from the stone age

no more "in my humble opinion", from now on it's "from my grandiose and objectively correct deductions".

i love you gar.... my best friend gar

people with the same name as me are cute but they need to remember who is in charge

Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he's legally untouchable he's ethically unfuckable. You don't like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.

I have a lot of beef with skyrim but I will admit that they did right by making an entire DLC just for domestic bullshit like yesss fuck yes I’m gonna build a HOMESTEAD and ADOPT KIDS and have a HAPPY FAMILY LIFE and meanwhile four different world-ending disasters are still happening in the bg its fine

sorry i never heard of that youtuber. i only watch woodworking videos and documentaries about doomed artic explorations

Hancock after two days of travelling: hey so i love you so much please dont leave me

I think the message of Howl’s Moving Castle is that in order to maintain a successful relationship with some kind of fucked up wizard, you must find it in yourself to also be some kind of fucked up wizard.