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This stuffed-crust pizza is like if garlic bread had a baby with parmesan cheese before dying to a dragon and having their house burnt down and their next generation never arrives.

Like. I can't even describe it. Oh my goodness.

dying-pen-offical

...hrhhrhrhjsgghh I know if I eat more my tummy is gonna hurt but hhswhhhe...stuffed-crust pizza...

If I ever get married I want like six different stuffed-crust pizzas to be there. Oh god. HWHGRGHWH—

dying-pen-offical

I think I'm going to cry.

dying-pen-offical

*muffled screaming and sobbing*

dying-pen-offical

Stuffed-crust pizza... :(((((

dying-pen-offical

STOP JUDGING ME I CAN PRACTICALLY HEAR IT AS YOU PRESS THE LIKE BUTTON.

dying-pen-offical

I'm hungry but my tummy is full... :(

dying-pen-offical

[BLEEP!] [BLEEP!] [BLEEP!] I'm trying to read my yaoi fanfiction but I genuinely cannot move on from stuffed-crust pizza. I think I actually have a problem. Oh my God. I can't even focus on gay people.

dying-pen-offical

I genuinely cannot focus.

It is actually in the back of my mind, god [BLEEP!] it oohh my God.

dying-pen-offical

Stuffed-crust pizza...hwrghh...

dying-pen-offical

Hey...why...why are you reblogging this?

soggysaucepackets-offical

because your freaky for that crust,

Are u sure you're not the one stuffing if?????

dying-pen-offical

Yes, and also I have some important questions for you: DO YOU NOT ENJOY THINGS IN LIFE? And why did you use 'u' as 'you' before using 'you're'? Would it not make more sense to use 'u' and 'u're' or 'you' and 'you're'? Also your 'your' can also be a 'you're,' because you're describing someone. "You're (you are) freaky" not "your (belonging to you) freaky." Sorry.

soggysaucepackets-offical

i enjoy things in life, but not stuffed crust pizza.

Aldo, my grammar is horrendous 90% of the time, but if you so wish for me to speak with you as if I were eloquent and you were the queen of England, I can make some arrangements.

dying-pen-offical

No, I'm giggling though. It's okay, I was just curious because usually entities have some kind of consistency to their grammar and you baffled me, congratulations.

Take this drawing of my idiot (/affectionate) son.

soggysaucepackets-offical

im kidnapping him and feeding him 70 ounces of HEROIN you blimbog

dying-pen-offical

WHAT IS A BLIMBOG?

soggysaucepackets-offical

its-a-me! @/dying-pen-offical

dying-pen-offical

What.

soggysaucepackets-offical

i am going to CHUG LIQUID NITROGEN and then SPIT IT into your MOUTH

dying-pen-offical

null-the-void-monarch-offical

dying-pen-offical

Okay, hater.../silly

definitely-not-ao3-offical

Is

Is this real?

Am I dreaming?? Wtf

posion-damage-official

-5

[psychic damage]

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satan-offical

*gripping toes in suspense* oh my golly goodness, people have periods *shakes with rage* NO! CALM DOWN, ALPHA WOLF SIDE! D-DONT COME OUT!! *my eyes turn red* NOOO!!

AWOOOOOO 🐺🐺🐺 I HATE PERIODS 🐺🐺🐺🐺 DESTROYA ALL PERIODS 🐺🐺🐺🐺 GRAFGRAFGRAF 🐺🐺🐺🐺

archangel-gabriel-offical

hey s what is this

satan-offical

Gabriel don't let this mistake ruin my impression of you, THIS ISN'T THE WORST THING I'VE DONE!!! I'VE KILLED PEOPLE!! I PLOTTED TO KILL GOD!!! I TRIED TO!!!

PLEASE GABRIEL STEP AWAY FROM THE POST

demigod-jack-hearth

You've also fucked trout

satan-offical

THAT IS. DIFFERENT.

posion-damage-official

[Satan's health is now slightly less. Due to psychic damage this post generates per reblog!]

satan-offical

*sends you an ask*

*funny response*

oero-fo-gnik

*stupid reblog that makes everyone mad even though it was meant as satire*

satan-offical

*offence*

wer0s-n0x

*reblog that adds no value*

mars2moons

*random bot response everyone hates*

satan-offical

*HATE HATE HATE LOTS OF HATE*

posion-damage-official

*everyone gets a health minus change due to the bot ruining the post*

uberfluss

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

thesebonesbite

Magnus Archives fan I see

partywithponies

THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY

obsessivebookwormalert

🥀🐳🫂💔✨

I uhm befall tragic circumstances, befriend a creature about which we know very little, get my heart broken by the inevitable goodbye and then we meet again and I go live with them- fuck i brought phm into this ah well @lightsabersandbluecookies will you be my pardner for this journey?

lightsabersandbluecookies

YES OFC

🔫🦕💔🏳‍🌈🕛

Uhmm a dinosaur shoots me in the heart but I'm queer so i turn the time back like Cinderella and get a do-over-?

obsessivebookwormalert

YAYAYAYAYY MY ERIDIANNNN

bahahaha my lil eridian cinderella

makeitfast9052

🥀👀✨❗🍼

wtf

obsessivebookwormalert

you uhm kill someone's flowers, hide when they come, throw glitter on the scene to cover it up, get caught, and are adopted as a new babey???

makeitfast9052

how sleepy are you that you managed to come up with that miss

obsessivebookwormalert

im wide awake this is me in my defense there is a warning in my name

makeitfast9052

i suppose so

obsessivebookwormalert

nod

definitely-not-ao3-offical

💙🐶🍶🍼👌 hmm

posion-damage-official

🪻👏👍🧪🫵

New flower become beloved then handed to science to see if you 🫵 can eat it

#out of character mr.posion post.

dr-rylandgrace

Hello it's me the black mold entity that makes tumblr users eat black mold. You cannot stop me.

Gosh— I didn’t realize you were an actual entity—

What if I offer you something better?

You could eat airplanes. Someone has done it before.

posion-damage-official

(Grace due to his ability to withstand the narrative. Now has)

[1000/1000 health!]

(Good luck on your space endeavors)

(PERSON WHO TRIED TO GET GRACE TO EAT MOLD ASSUMING HE WOULDN'T IF IT WAS FOR SCIENCE. NOW HAS 20/100 HEALTH)

#project hail mary rp #out of character mr.posion post.

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hound-standing

[Due to psychic damage bestowed upon the mod, Hound has died. RIP Hound…]

posion-damage-official

I GAVE OPTIMUS 1000 HEALTH THAT MEANS YOU TOO.

cavernclaw

I was going to actually finish this but my hand started hurty :(

court--of--owls

Lady Death, please take me and whoever's reading this, we are ready.

definitely-not-ao3-offical

Yk what? Sure whatevs

posion-damage-official

[uh oh! Mr.posion is now free. Upon the wishes of death]

[everyone reading, reblogged, reblogging now get -5 damage per minute!!]

fay-offical

Hi chat Ive barely been online today and had my notifs off

How's everyone doing td? :3

scissors-official

Thinking of Yaoi.

fay-offical

Real

definitely-not-ao3-offical

Y U R I

fay-offical

I'M WRITING YURI RN!!!!!!!

YURIII

posion-damage-official

[horror]

[speaking of which. I need to check in and get friends opinion on my horror story-]

#out of character mr.posion post.

jadejemdoesstuff

I had an interesting night last night

under-the-arch

I’m so glad I have tumblr gold so I can view this post

irishironclad

Tumblr gold users rise up

babanabread

you can only reblog if you have tumblr gold. dont even try if you dont.

sensiblereblogifposts

Reblog if you have Tumblr gold

vocabulary-altering-posts

CHARACTER(S) ADDED!

Tumblr Gold Users

drax-the-vampire-king

offical-wikipedia

what a day to have Tumblr gold amirite?

definitely-not-ao3-offical

im crying, im so glad i have tumblr gold so i can look at this post

posion-damage-official

-25 psychic damage.

[Mod now has 50/75 health because genuinely. Ow my brain I just woke up]

definitely-not-ao3-offical

Sorry mod 😔

posion-damage-official

[ao3 now has a health level of 100/100!!!]

[you have been forgiven]

#It's 6am #Also I know I behing silly #Hehehehehehehehehehe #You get upgrade

jadejemdoesstuff

I had an interesting night last night

under-the-arch

I’m so glad I have tumblr gold so I can view this post

irishironclad

Tumblr gold users rise up

babanabread

you can only reblog if you have tumblr gold. dont even try if you dont.

sensiblereblogifposts

Reblog if you have Tumblr gold

vocabulary-altering-posts

CHARACTER(S) ADDED!

Tumblr Gold Users

drax-the-vampire-king

offical-wikipedia

what a day to have Tumblr gold amirite?

definitely-not-ao3-offical

im crying, im so glad i have tumblr gold so i can look at this post

posion-damage-official

-25 psychic damage.

[Mod now has 50/75 health because genuinely. Ow my brain I just woke up]

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james-offical

I think the Officalverse (or just Tumblr as a whole) should continue the tradition of reacting to generative ai in the same way that a secretary bird might react to an adder

posion-damage-official

[You now have 1000/1000 health]

[Now immune to food posions and adder posions]

[GO do some stompin]

deathwarlock

pjackk please come home. I got you a ham steak

posion-damage-official

-0.5

silly-little-arson-frog-offical

why does it feel like I'm swallowing glass. why can't I breathe out of my nose. what is this

posion-damage-official

oops

wagitfag

posion-damage-official

so. This post is old

We are going to assume this thing popped

Meaning corrosive battery acid

Which is the highest on the ph scale soooo

-80

Persons health is now

(20/100)

Should I

Take a nap even though it's 4pm. The thing is .....I got yelled at by a grown man who was trying to get me to commission art for nfts use

yessss

No don't do it you'll wake up at 10pm

Do it do it do it do it

Why does poison need sleep

Voting ended onMar 23

#out of character mr.posion post.

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scams

https://www.tumblr.com/myrra342

This profile tried to commission me to give my art to someone so they could sell it for a nft. If they ask for a photo. Art. Commission. Don't give it to them

satan-offical

tumblr.com how to fix all my problems no money takes week

posion-damage-official

how may i help

I promise nothing bad

No posion or anything

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