poseidon's creatures

do-it-again august

whatever-it-takes august

I-fucking-got-this-locked-and-loaded august

pomegranates are so damn difficult to eat like could you be less of a metaphor and more of a fruit for a second im trying to have a snack

You get there and all the pretty boys look up from drinking from the reservoir and gallop away like gazelle

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

me when i FUCKING get you *image of two mourning doves cuddling*

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

My job is Pretty Okay, but we are in what we hope are the end stages of negotiating a union contract. I wonder if the Jelly can help with that?

Video games have this fascinating middle ground between "not as good as you remember" and "exactly as good as you remember" that lives roughly in the vicinity of "its ideas are as good as you remember, but their actual game-mechanical implementation sucks ass".

sometimes life puts you in the same situation again to see if you’re still a dumbass