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(wrinkled and dying from laying eggs) tbhhhh dubstep was better in 2009 (lays another egg) there has honestoy not been another producer like Benga (stress from that last egg makes me go blind) my eggs , where are my eggs

You can't be talking like that, White Gilgamesh

PLEASE use contraceptives if you don't intend to bear children

i'm getting knocked up again Tonight

Stop killing babies.

holy fuck this was such a classic i forgot about this lmaooo

my least favourite turn based strategy game is email

see when people try and nitpick me because i call my dog "my dog" when it's technically "the family dog".......well first of all i still call my brother "my brother" and not "the family boy". although maybe that should change. second of all sorry i'm still thinking about the family boy. btw i fell asleep while making this post last night and i think you can tell

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

it's very important that you're friends with furries and trannies and faggots and freaks and perverts it's good for your soul

I think the british really popped off with "bloody" as an expletive but unfortunately I can't say it out loud in real life or I sound like a teeaboo from 2012

I think I just got catcalled from a truck but I don’t know because I have auditory processing disorder. misogyny 0 autism 1

whatever man *walks outside of your render distance*

no way dude no way. there's just no way