Folks who portal a lot know their favorite spots and the Diner at the Edge of the Chain is a metaverse favorite for the wayward portaler!
Whether you’re reconstituting your electrons after a multi-portal jump, or just in the mood for some hot mayo and fries, the Diner at the Edge of the Chain is the spot for you; daily specials, friendly service, flowing Gromag, and an ANGEL FUD Cake worth ending your È×̧†ÈñÇÈ ÇÖñ†RÄdž over
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Monday — CLOSED GO AWAY
We’re closed go home no we can’t get you something real quick
Tuesday — Mayo Taco Tuesday
Hand-patted tortillas coated with mayo aioli served w/side of crisps
Wednesday — Mayo Dog
A juicy dog slid between moist buns, dipped in a vat of mayo
Thursday — MayoRitas
Our signature MayoRitas, in our signature Interdimensional dust rimmed glass, are half off #ThirstyThursday
Friday — Mayo Grilled Cheese
White, wheat, or mayo toasted w/cheese + side of mayo fries
Saturday — Mayo + Tomato Toast
Sliced white bread from the store. Lightly toasted with mayo & synthetic tomatoes from FUD farms
Sunday — Mayo salad
Mayo, peas, carrots, & ham on a bed of mayo served w/side of mayo
FUDBook Review:
★★★★★★
I had my 279th Transcendence party here! They had all the best arcade games including the rare Portal Kombat. I didn’t get the high score, but came close!
The Gromag sent me to hyperspace and I haven’t had Mayo like that since the last chicken went extinct. Whatever lab-made eggs they use, they’re on the mark!
FUDBook Review:
★☆☆☆☆☆
Unprofessional. Indecorous. Careless. Second rate!
Was here a couple months ago and could barely taste the mayo flavor. Our server was half-stuck in a portal. Like why even come to work like that?
The mayo was soggy and the plates were blue. The Gromag keg kicked and they didn’t know what to do. The lab-made eggs were green and so was the ham. I would not eat here, even if they had sweet yams. 🤢
Well, I almost had my È×̧†ÈñÇÈ ÇÖñ†RÄdž canceled for mayolifting. I grabbed a large container of hot mayo from the kitchen and stuck it in my backpack. The chef caught me and chased me out the place.
Luckily the chef had been mixing black market HyperMayo™ with the regular mayo, I guess to cut costs? It must’ve mixed in my backpack while I was running because a portal opened just as the dude was closing in.
I’m not sure what metaverse I’m stuck in now, but hope to get back to the Diner at the Edge of the Chain again soon!
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