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moondrunklesbian-deactivated202

You know the problem with reading a book? You get hooked and then it ends and you feel sad

moondrunklesbian-deactivated202

This post is cancelled, I have found a new book and everything is all right again

moondrunklesbian-deactivated202

By Talos this cannot be happening

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murphysletsdraw

Here's some more of my paintings and their respective reference photos! murphysletsdraw on inprnt if you want to buy prints!! It's my bday month so if you buy some prints I could maybe buy myself a lil gift hehe

mortiscausa

it's exactly one year since I was admitted to hospital and then diagnosed with a rare auto-immune disease that attacks and destroys your muscles. i was left barely strong enough to walk or climb stairs, and had to have assistance getting out of chairs or up from the floor. a year on, after a lot of ivig treatments and physio, i am in remission and i am back to full strength, something i will never take for granted again.

crabussy

thinking about diatoms again

crabussy

microscopic living stars made of glass that eat the sun. and they're all around us. in every body of water. glass sun-eating stars.

crabussy

I like them a lot. they produce up to half of all earth's oxygen. the air you breathe is thanks to sun-eating stars made of glass. and that's pretty cool.

crabussy

and you know. like oblongs and triangles and some other bullshit

dubukat

You guys, I'm becoming a pen nerd. I didn't mean for this to happen. My hands are stained and I keep wiggling my journal to see the shimmer in my new fountain pen ink.

syncallio

Welcome to the rabbit hole! Pray you don't get into vintage.

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dethpsun

North Coast By Transit Mini Zine by Deth P. Sun.

helsinore

gxrl i do not care if being fat “makes you hot” or not. i do not care. you need to eat so you can experience life as a full fucking person. you are a whole ass person bitch, not an entity that can solely be reduced to being desirable as an object!!! you have other concerns or fulfillment in life besides ensuring how fuckable you are!!! eat your damn food!!!!

antoniabishop

ugh

shelandsorcery

So I didn't time this on purpose, but just in time for disability pride month, I've revved up my comic about disability onset, and will be doing weekly updates going forward!

if you would enjoy a whimsical but pointed discussion of the challenges of disability onset, check it out here:

A Brief Guide to (early onset) Wizard Puberty is a silly but sincere explanation for bystanders of what is happening when their friends beco

Today's update day! the next chapter of "A Brief Guide to (Early Onset) Wizard Puberty" is all about Magical Budgeting:

theragamuffininitiative

Alright I want to know something here:

the 🙃 emoji means (approximately)

silly!*

ugh!*

secret third thing you will explain in tags*

Remaining time: 2 days 5 hours

*if comfortable doing so, you may include your age range/generation in the tags for helpful demographic data

kindly reblog for bigger sample size, thanks!

purronronner

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expressions-of-nature

by Brian Haagen

jewfrogs

falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy

falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs

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kalesrebellion

So funny story actually. One of my friends was hooking up with this girl, they were friends with benefits. She needed a date for some work party so he agreed to go with her. Turns out her dad owns like 3 dental practices and she worked as the business manager for one of them.

Anyway my friend had some not so nice teeth and during dinner the father of his fwb was like “you work where you work, you sleep with him and his teeth look like that? Get him an appointment.”and then bounced. So his fwb made him an appointment at the practice she managed and my friend ended up needing like 3k worth of dental work and his friend with benefits just gave it to him for free.

So that is the story of how my friend not only got sex, but dental out of the friends with benefits deal.

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Soup

laszlos-deactivated20250927

Hot hot soup

catwithbenefits

fuck if it’s this easy why do they close the goddamn road for like five months shit

oppa-homeless-style

all outta soub :(

czechs-and-holdings-deactivated

I work for the road crew in the summer. Crack sealing (the process you see above) is fairly quick and simple. (Though holding a hose that pumps literal tons of 350F tar into the road in the middle of the summer is NOT easy)

I think what a lot of people underestimate is just how much road there is in your city. And just how many directions the crew gets pulled.

For our city of around 50k people there are 8 of us.

Also, crack sealing is a wholly temporary measure, meant to slow the break-up of the roads, it’s not a permanent fix.

Roads tend to get closed for months on end because we have to tear the whole thing up, then, depending on the class of road, we either have to hammer-drill into concrete to lay rebar and the pour concrete, or we can get straight to paving. If it’s a road requiring concrete we’re required to wait at least 24 hours for it to set.

So after 2 days we’re finally able to pave. But the city allocates one (two if we’re lucky) 5 ton truck to transport material.

A relatively short paving job requires at a minimum of 60 tons. So that’s 12 trips to the asphalt factory and back. Each ton is around $80.

TL;DR

There’s a lot of road, not many of us, and soup is expensive.

magnumpicactus-deactivated20230

Leave the soup men alone.

princessofbadassery

Leave the soup men alone, and go vote for people who will pay for more soup and more soup people

sephythespooky

also be careful in workzones and obey speed signs and other directions. Soup men deserve respect and deserve to go home safe ;o;

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glumshoe

I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

glumshoe

Sometimes, sure, but why was Maid Marian a fox in Robin Hood? There wasn’t anything particularly “foxlike” about her personality, and it would make more sense for her to be a lion. They made her a fox only because Robin was a fox and making her something else would be “weird”, but I don’t think the wolf cop or the chicken maid or the lion prince were actually meant to represent race.

countesspetofi

The best inter species couple is Kermit and Miss Piggy as the Cratchits in A Muppet Christmas Carol, because all their sons are frogs and all their daughters are pigs, as God clearly intended.

glumshoe

there are only two genders: frog and pig

forestdwellingrat

I’ve pointed out to my friends that the fact that Kermit and Miss Piggy’s kids are like that means either

1) they reproduce asexually and the children are clones of each parent OR

2) Kermit and Miss Piggy are members of the same sexually dimorphic species, hence the split between their male and female children

yes I have spent too long running about potential muppet biology

glumshoe

oh god

sailor-lady

Third option, when they want kids they get some fabric and make one, and hope a Hand inhabits it

glumshoe

Do you think there’s a ritual for inviting An Inhabiting Hand to possess the empty husk of your muppet baby?

jenivi

aflowerthatbloomsinadversity

Just wanted to show u guys that in Muppets Most Wanted, Piggy fantasizes about her and Kermit having babies and this is what they look like

So do with that what you will

fremedon

Recall that in The Great Muppet Caper, Kermit and Fozzie are brothers. And this was their dad (right):

capitalism-and-analytics

Thank you for specifying, which one of the two individuals in the picture was the dad haha

la-pou-belle

I, for one, think Shrek handled interspecies coupling the best. By this I am of course talking about the Dronkeys.

kestrelsparverius

adrnired

In season 3 of BoJack Horseman, we learn Diane (middle) has been impregnated by Mr. Peanutbutter (left). The fetuses are confirmed to be puppies.

autisticexpression

This is the worst addition to this post

araku-validrava

I am reminded of Treasure Planet.

In which Captain Amelia (left), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic cat, had hybrid babies with Doctor Doppler (middle), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic dog, whom also gave birth to the babies

wizardlizardinhislair

I always thought that in muppet movies like muppet Christmas Carol the characters are played by the muppets (so kermit is acting and playing the role of Bob rather than being him) so the kids in that film would just be other acting muppets right?

Or is that just something my brain made up?

ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosauru

kingscrown666

Last time I saw this post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at the second Eggman

the-haiku-bot

Last time I saw this

post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at

the second Eggman

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

astronomical-bagel

anyone in this thread smoke weed

susiron

In Leo the Lion (2005) a lion and elephant have the most cursed hybrid children and I think yall should see them

(also Matt Mercer voices the villain, Maximus Elefante and I think that’s very important)

spaceinvaydr

headspace-hotel

I think that what they are talking about is perfectly clear.

hiveswap

Amogus

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World Heritage Post

plaguedocboi

I miss my leeches for all the normal pet reasons but I also miss being able to use them as a one-hit death blow to end stupid conversations. Whenever I defend the ecological importance of parasites someone will inevitably crawl up and go “well I bet you wouldn’t feel that way if you had them” and oooooo boy let me tell you. It was so fun to hit back with “I DO” and then whip out my phone and show them 30 pictures of my fucking Worms

tobi-the-minnow

What were your leeches named?? Please i need to know please please tell me about your leeches oh my god

plaguedocboi

Wormitha, Burrito, Chungus, Chocolate Chip and Squish Baby. I collectively called them The Squish Squad

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