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they laughed me out of the steampunk inventors convention when I revealed my crank-powered penis masturbator contraption. they fucking laughed at me. they called it "redundant." [covering my eyes and sobbing while hunched over clutching a bottle with an XXX label on it, my airship uniform is in disarray my tie is undone the gears on my top hat are creaking etc] I'll show them who's "redundant" [looking over to my pneumatic lightning gun with steely eyes] I'll show them all

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

Like to charge, reblog to cast

Backshots...? No, I could never strike my enemy whilst he isn't looking. It would be most dishonorable

imagine being a bird watching hot ones. you'd be like "wtf is 'hot sauce,' peppers don't do that" bc you don't have the neural receptors that cause a burning sensation if your tissues come in contact with capsaicin; you can stick your whole head in a ghost pepper no problem, so you'd think, wow these bald apes are full of shit they are faking a whole big physiological response to normal food for entertainment. weird. and then you'd be like wait, what are they eating? what are they eating?

Oh... Oh this is nice