Yep! His results were faked, and the entire film was basically anti-McDonaldâs scaremongering, âpoor people are stupidâ and âfat people donât get any sexâ. Itâs also thanks to this asshat that McDonaldâs canât advertise fuckinâ Happy Meals anymore and had to get rid of all their characters and their super size option, particularly because he claimed without evidence that they have a kid-fattening agenda, donât list their nutritional info anywhere and have a mission statement from their CEO to make people sick and unhealthy from eating there for every single meal. On top of this, he actually tried to claim in a bonus experiment that McDonaldâs fries arenât actually fries because they donât rot when left in an airtight container for a long time but all the burgers doâwhich is thanks to the oil and salt theyâre loaded with, not some big conspiracy where the fries, which are processed and supplied by McCain in Canada, arenât actually goddamn chopped potatoesâand equated the containers to a human stomach. Yes, cause the human stomach is an airtight container that food sits in for months, right? Spurlock, did veganism turn your brain completely off or something? Hell, the fucker even tried to claim credit for McDonaldâs having salads, falsely stating at one point they didnât have any before he âexposedâ their EVIL PLANS.
Yeah, thatâs another thing to remember, heâs apparently a vegan. He didnât let anyone know heâs one, of course, he only mentioned his girlfriend is one, because it wouldâve made his vomiting after a single McDonaldâs meal, something literally no one else on the planet has done, seem less ZOMG SCARY.
Want a good film of this nature? Try Tom Naughtonâs Fat Head instead, a film where a guy actively proves Spurlock wrong by actually losing weight while eating nothing but fast food for a month. He accomplishes this by NOT fucking gorging himself on the unhealthiest food choices, eating more meals than he claims or cutting out his usual physical activity. While heâs at it, he also exposes exactly why Spurlock is a total fraud. In the process, he gets actual doctors and nutrition experts to help him explain why everything you know about healthy eating is probably wrong or half-true, inform us about good and bad cholesterol, expose the real reasons behind the so-called âobesity epidemicâ and point out why fat =/= unhealthy by default. Yeah, Naughton encourages viewers to try the paleo diet in the end, but at least it comes off more as a suggestion and doesnât demonize anyone in the process.
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