hey it’s lily

can someone please please please please send me a grilled cheese in the maill I'm so hungry my address is 100 ocean

lesbian woman in nitrile exam gloves. and she’s kind of mean. okay?

time loop with two people in it but one person refuses to acknowledge the loop and pretends to be looping with everyone else. meanwhile the other person is freaking out

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

Despite common belief otherwise, a trans woman is a type of person,

One might go so far as to say a type of woman,

funniest sound in the world is a cat smacking shit hard as fuck with their little stupid paw

i saw a cat with an honest to god balled-up fist getting ready to hit someone the other day and it made me laugh so hard i cried