Porcelain

stop trusting chatgpt and start trusting a woman's intuition

genuinely one of the worst things that’s happened to television in the last few years (exacerbated by streaming services) is death of Filler. going from 20 episodes to 8 because “we didn’t really need that episode where the main characters went to the beach right? it had no long lasting effect” but we DID!!! we needed to see how they act without the Big Bad Plot and to establish the dynamics between the characters and lay in the sun (do they forget sunscreen? how do they react to a thieving seagull? do they get buried in the sand or do they do the burying?). the plot isn’t everything. the action doesn’t hit as hard without the quiet moments. give us character development and our little scenes back

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

THE GRIND NEVER STARTS ‼️🔥💯💯

Akesumi friendship is really special just because it's kind of hilarious. Like I can't explain it. It's really funny to imagine Akechi just having a soft spot for Sumi, and so he's like weird. Ok. I'll be more evil and surely she'll take the hint. And Sumi conversely is like I'm pretty sure hes a murderer based on everything I've learned but he's nice(ish) to me so!!! Um!!! Yeah!! And they both have cluster b personality disorders.

Some folks see the royal trio dynamic as "Akechi and Sumi both have a crush on Ren, so they're jealous and they hate each other". What they fail to understand is that "Akechi and Sumire are somehow best friends and all the animosity in the love triangle is still between Akechi and Ren despite them being madly in love" is infinitely funnier

I can rest easy knowing that no matter how much I love Akechi, I will never love him as much as Joker does. Easy to beat the deranged fan allegations when yearnatron 3000 is your competition

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

I love a conversation where both people are just as curious abt each other

is there anything worse than accidentally putting on the non-explicit version of an album? where is my beloved wife fuck and my beautiful daughter cunt?

is that your penis in your hand or is it my penis. you and i have begun to blur

the other night I dreamt that ao3 got a new number go up button titled "jorked it"

you may have noticed that my blog is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my tag game is weaker by the day. this is commentary on the chaos of modern existence