Wake me under flashing lights

sorry for the mixed signals I don’t know what I want or what I’m doing mostly

I do wish we could make it a little more socially acceptable to wander the streets at night weeping inconsolably I feel like that would have a great catharsis factor for a lot of people

The thing is every step of the situation does actually make perfect sense if you follow it more closely. Why is Farage stepping down and immediately re-running? Well he's trying to delay the investigation into his finances and also pull a PR stunt. Why is no-one else running? Well they don't actually want him out of parliament yet because they want the investigation to continue. Why is his main competitor a man with a bin on his head? Oh that's just Count Binface, he runs every time there's a high profile by-election. Why is he Count Binface? Well he used to be Lord Buckethead but he had to drop the character due to a copyright dispute. Why was he Lord Buckethead? Well in 1977, Star Wars was released in cinemas,

a lot of people don’t tell you this when you’re starting to remodel your own home but occasionally under the floorboards you’ll find the entrance to an unimaginably sprawling and vast complex of underground lakes connected to each other through intricate networks of tunnels where suburbanite mermaids have set up mermaid strip malls with mermaid verizon, mermaid driving school, the mermaid liquor store, and so on. and many people will think this is a plumbing issue, but it’s actually a zoning problem

Im weighing in on the discourse. We need to start putting sea monsters on maps again.

first time jason lies to bruce in front of dick and dg jumps in to help jason lie to bruce jason very nearly blows their cover by doing a double and triple take with his mouth open in confusion that dg would help him in any way and truly would have blown it and gotten dick in trouble too if it werent for the fact that when dick speaks 100% of bruce's attention goes directly to him until he is finished speaking

nothing is real and then all of a sudden everything is very real with no warning

oh sick someone paved this whole road with good intentions. i wonder where it leads

i think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

Oh! The intimacy of adopting each other’s vocabulary.

I think the purest form of love is just wanting someone to notice life with you. "taste this. look at that. hear this song." again and again. until you can't imagine noticing life without them.

Use your PTO

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

*guy who doesn't know anything about sports and has never cared about sports in his life* hey did you know womens professional baseball is returning after 70 years and the games are going to be streamed for free on youtube and the season starts august 1st