poopycrumbs

I think I’m falling behind in pop culture can we stop writing books and making movies until I catch up. something crazy is about to happen to gilgamesh

mandatory minimum production time so things can be better and also finished and also not feel like homework to enjoy

You know how some people talk about timeless themes in literature and you kind of low-key think they're full of shit? Sometimes they're not.

@thedovahcat

I cannot get over the fact that gilgamesh succeeded in his goal of immortality, bitch you did it!!!! His name IS remembered thousands of years later. He lives in the people who study his story, he lives whenever people see a fragment of the his poem, he lives in the people who write smutty gay fanfiction about him. The oldest known story in the world is about the desire to live on through memory and the fact that we remember it now will never fail to make me deeply sick to my stomach in a good way

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Oh Enough Chit-Chat And Lets Talk Creams.

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@hellsite-hall-of-fame

Tomorrow I will be inventing the wheel

can someone please please please please send me a grilled cheese in the maill I'm so hungry my address is 100 ocean

Fish don't you know better than to dox yourself on the Internet

Apt. C

Parents are giving their children names no one has ever spoken out loud before

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

I'm sorry there's no magic in this post I'm just talking. I hope good stuff happens to people online I hope good things happen to all of us

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

what do red pandas even do

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