Garlic Bread Expert

the lobotomist after opening my head revealing my brain : this is beans inside

This all reminds me of a man I came across many years ago- A blogger, I believe-who called upon his audience to wake him from his slumber to adjust some frozen delicacy in the oven. but when the call came, he ignored it, and let his sticks char in the unforgiving heat.... Tell me, Will..... when your call comes, will you leap to action? Or will you let yourself burn?

This gif literally is one of the biggest wins I have ever seen.

please serve her she is very hungry she walked an hour just to get here she has 8 children

they’re just confirming that she wants 4

do you have a link to the images cause they’re a little small and compressed

Here’s the tweet I got it from

it’s on quizlet, if the images on twitter aren’t any better: https://quizlet.com/122685049/starbucks-training-drink-recipes-flash-cards/

idk who needs to hear this but your body is loveable 

Unrestrained summer fun

@pookie1120

Shoot your shot.

Fuck my mom, Batman.

Meanwhile, Trump’s inauguration was literally the most watched program in American history at 31.1 million viewers

The most watched program in American history at 115.2 million viewers was Super Bowl XLIX on February 1, 2015. And the only non-sporting event that made the top 20 of most watched broadcasts was at number 8 the M*A*S*H finale on February 28, 1983 with 105.9 million viewers. Trump’s inauguration wasn’t even the most viewed inauguration, that goes to President Reagan’s first inauguration with nearly 42 million viewers, the second most watched inauguration goes to President Obama’s first inauguration with 37 million viewers. So Trump’s inauguration was very far from “literally the most watched program in American history” as you put it.