dickwizard5000

god has sent me limits to surpass obstacles to overcome and haters to prove wrong amen

sorry london kinda goes crazy England popped off w this one. good food. vegan stuff everywhere. people dress cool. even some of the old guys. the people who work the shops are so nice. football is fun they sing songs like the whole time. the roads are scary as fuck but what can you do.

went back to London like a year after posting this and got mildly hit by a car lmao. what can you do.

A long time ago, in the Age of Physical, software would be stored on beautiful mirrored discs, and inside each disc a tiny wizard lived who would install the software for you.

god has sent me limits to surpass obstacles to overcome and haters to prove wrong amen

my guys were lowkey trasvestigating this welder bc he’s small and has a prepubertal voice but as it turns out he had cancer and it fucked up his puberty and they all feel really bad about it now lol may this be a lesson to them amen

they stopped feeling bad and nicknamed him squeaks and caillou

NOOOO THE SIX ORGASMS PERIOD HACK GOT REBLOGS DISABLED JUST AS I TRIED TO REBLOG IT whatever. I'm trying that next period.

eventually one has to come to terms with the fact that "conceive of myself as a person capable of tackling difficult things" is an achievable goal toward which one can take concrete steps whereas "have things be easy" is Not