Killing the part that cringes

game changer is the most russian roulette of game shows when it come to literally any aspect even the prizes- one time you could be walking away with literally thousands of dollars and the other you win a coffee machine you can use exactly one (1) time

in my mind it is just a regular coffee machine but after you use it once Sam breaks into your house and smashes it with a bat.

She’s so polite about it too. She starts solving it and then goes “wait I don’t want to ruin Brennan’s story I should stop” and Brennan says “no, no this is how dnd works. I’ve been had.”

Chunky-

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

my hungry ass could never package sunflower seeds

sounds fun! Do you grow any plants yourself?

Does anybody remember those singing pill puppets who weren't candy

the ones who looked so fine and dandy?