Killing the part that cringes

game changer is the most russian roulette of game shows when it come to literally any aspect even the prizes- one time you could be walking away with literally thousands of dollars and the other you win a coffee machine you can use exactly one (1) time

in my mind it is just a regular coffee machine but after you use it once Sam breaks into your house and smashes it with a bat.

She’s so polite about it too. She starts solving it and then goes “wait I don’t want to ruin Brennan’s story I should stop” and Brennan says “no, no this is how dnd works. I’ve been had.”

Chunky-

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

my hungry ass could never package sunflower seeds

sounds fun! Do you grow any plants yourself?