cat enthusiast

*thinks* hmm. i dont like the way mortgage is spelled *restarts humanity*

what if we.......watched over the garden wall together while it rained outside.....haha just kidding..........unless 👀

All gay people know is walk fast, back pain, strained relationship with father

hate when people think I know stuff. I dont know anything, I just use Google. I Google simple words because they look like they're spelled wrong and I cant be sure. I Google how to boil eggs every time I do it. this is who I am.

bong joon-ho was really like “parasite, on a literal level, is a movie about how a poor family slowly infiltrates the home of a wealthy family and takes over their residence. on a symbolic, allegorical level, it’s about how the wealthy are society’s parasites because they hoard wealth and resources, guard them selfishly, and leech from the working class. also water is a metaphor for how the consequences of climate change disproportionately affect the lives of the poor and disenfranchised and only manifests as a minor inconvenience for the rich. also the whole city is designed to physically mirror class stratification, with the wealthy family living on elevated ground while the poor family lives halfway underground.”

sometimes you just have to say fuck it, sesame bagel with cream cheese

Seeing someone wearing a gangster Bugs Bunny t-shirt and frantically locking my car doors

um it’s almost bedtime which means i’m going to have to settle down and be alone with my tho-🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢 my thought-🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢 i can’t even say it

tumblr be like be gay do crimes but then get mad when poor ppl shoplift from big cooperations