humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

You've heard of the man, the myth, the legend. Now get ready for the woman, the omen, the portent.

Jolene

my high horse is actually awesome and fast like the wind

There’s something healing about creating a home you genuinely love being in.

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

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good music should beat the shit out of you

shaking women by their shoulders with all my strength, screaming YOU DONT NEED TO GET PERMISSION TO BREAK UP WITH SOMEONE!!!!

you can choose to break up with someone for any reason. and it’s your choice. you’re allowed. you don’t need to ask for permission. you don’t even need to do it in person. you won’t get in trouble. in fact, most of the time you’ll be in trouble for fucking staying.