That toaster's got a lifetime of two, maybe three, years of regular use max before it burns its own interface out and all you have is a pile of electronics and plastics that used to be a toaster; for reference, toasters from the fifties and sixties still work.

Furthermore, bread is bread: The maillard reaction which give toast it's toastness is a one-variable function of tempature (technically, it's a two function variable of tempature and time, but tempature is much more important than time). You don't get differnt maillard ractions from an english muffin compared to texas toast. It's the same chemical reaction opperating on fundementally the same stuff.

So, not only is this 350$ toast built to fail, but it's apparent primary feature (the ability to select what type of bread you're toasting) is a complete and utter non-feature shame. It's a toaster.