PolyHammer

everyone get more polyamorous right now

this email could have been a threesome

aftercare but for your job

what monogamous people dont understand is that its literally cute to watch your partner get a crush on someone else and talk about it with you

momentarily had the thought “shout out to my platonic harem” and then remembered that’s called friends

Every friendgroup is just a platonic polycule

“but what if you abort the baby who’ll cure cancer?!” sir the baby who will cure cancer is an organic chemistry major who works at a Home Depot because you use AI to go through your resumes

"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould, The Panda's Thumb: More Reflections in Natural History

FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

Telling someone 'no' when you have a boundary is actually doing them a huge favor. Cool people will love you for this. People who are angry or weird about this are not worth caring about at all, and they are the ones being rude to YOU no matter what anyone says.

Don’t ever speak to me or my partner or my partner’s partner or my partner’s partner’s partner ever again.

A wretched little horse is washed away.😈