YASSSS GIRLLL

bells’ midnight kitchen cravings

like… look at my belly, babe. it’s gettin’ so round and soft in these tiny white shorts… so pretty, right? but ugh, the cravings are literally insane today. i’ve been layin’ on the bed in my vintage lingerie, just sleepily starin’ at the ceiling, feelin’ all moody and heavy… and i realized i need you to do somethin’ for me.

ur gonna run to that late-night organic market and get me those wild strawberries. the ones imported from Spain. and then ur gonna come back, sit quietly on the floor by my bed, and watch me eat them, one by one. you don’t get to taste a single bite, sweetie. you just get to watch the juice drip down my chin, completely locked out of the whole experience.

it’s kinda wild how my body works… like, this is biological supremacy in action, and you’re just here to be our cute little cheerleader. you’re so obsessed with my flat abs in the first pic, but now look at me. you wanna be one of the girls so bad, feelin’ the hormones and wearin’ the cute matching sets, but you know you’re just a useless little boy who gets hard just packin’ my bags for the hospital.

so go make yourself useful. put on that pretty pink lip gloss i bought you, grab my keys, and run my errands. you’re gonna practice bein’ a good little helper tonight.

barbie's pretty project

seriously babe, look at this face. dylan walked in while we were hanging out and literally asked who my new model friend was. i died laughing, but like… he’s right? you have these soft, doe eyes and pouting lips that scream "cover girl," not "fragile masculinity." 💅 why pretend to be a tough guy when you make such a flawless little sister? come sit, let me fix those brows. you’re way too cute to be wasting time trying to act like a man.

kenny's pep talk 💄

omg babe stop literally shaking! look at what i wrote on the mirror! i need u to focus. ur serving pure cunty energy in that pink slip, kylie is honestly gonna be so jeal of ur legs when she sees the pics. just do that tucking trick i taught u—pull it back super tight so it’s totally flat and smooth down there, k? that guy thinks he's taking out a model, so give him the full fantasy. be the gorg femme ur meant to be!

bestie! let’s get matching thongs❤️!!

aww… so this is what you do when you think you’re alone?