polyblank

yaouch! that hurts me when you hit me until I'm blood

Livin la penis smoka

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

can i be your fuckable loser

Why would anyone wanna fuck a loser

you understand nothing

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

hurdy gurdying or gurdly hurdying? 🤨

Please don't return me to the store

I'm just pulling your chain. I mean yanking your leash. I mean jerking you off. uh I mean I'm just messing around with you,

going to partys not to steal shit but to sneeze on ur fucking tv when u arnt looking

torture doesnt work on me anymore