Buckley-Diaz

Maddie: Good morning to you too, Buck, please give me as much context as you can.

Buck: Ok, so Eddie and Hen are paired at work because they're the two paramedics we have, but Eddie now spends all his time with Hen. He laughs so loud with her, they eat together, and he barely talks to me.

Maddie: Well, this time you can't date your very married, very lesbian friend to get her away from Eddie, so what's your next move?

Buck: What are you- Eddie's straight. He just has an amazing ass and a tiny waist, and is a nester, but he likes women.

Maddie: Buck, you lived in his house for months so he could move away.

Buck: First of all, it's not his house because Eddie is just a renter and second of all, I just remembered I need to go. Good day Maddie.

Maddie: Buck-

Buck: You smell so good.

Eddie, kissing his neck: And you stink even better.

Buck: Let me shower first so we can make out some more.

Buck: I would never. What gave you that idea?

Eddie: Remember that we stopped using condoms after getting tested a while back?

Buck: I would never forget because trying to get you pregnant every night is a dream come true.

Eddie: Then what is it with the countless used and broken condoms in our trash?

Buck: There's a water drought in California, we have to reserve the water.

Eddie: You know we're always late when-

Buck: There's not enough water for everyone so we have to shower together, Eddie!

Eddie: Where did you learn that?

Buck: On my phone, it's right here.

Eddie: Ok, show me the notification.

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