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This is one of the funniest holiday cards I have ever seen.

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fyeahmovieclub

k-leeeey

this is the most relatable thing i’ve ever seen in my life.

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Reblog if you’re dead

Wanna see how many people are dead

dashbeardconfessional

Drake + the Star Wars cantina band

montageofaloveaffair

THE BEST ONE BY FAR HOLY SHIT

tacticalturtlenecks

Fuck

gitchooo

@sweetdiamondpie

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when they’re your friend but you aren’t their friend

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Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

mostly10

sunpalms

thanks to tumblr literally every time i go to the bathroom when i’m drunk i think about this post and sit there laughing to myself trying not to fall off the toilet

Ummmm hi. Do you still like to go on nature walk and take pictures. I'm one of your lovely lovely followers. Do you love me?

You're a butthole

thankyoufive

I’m not saying that I just rage-ate an entire box of macaroni and cheese.

…but I probably definitely just did that.

2winpeaks

cornchipz-revival

when you are under the word count for an essay

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It’s always a disappointment now. Every time we talk, every time we try, it always ends in disappointment. All I wanna do is keep trying and hope that one of these times will be different, but after every failure, I get more and more discouraged and I’m always wondering if this is still worth it. You’re worth everything. I’ve never been so sure about many things in my life but I’m absolute sure that I need you, and I really want you to want me again. I want you to make time for me again, be there for me again, and be in my life again. Of course the only times I need you here for me is when you don’t want to be here for me. But know that I need you now, and that I’ll always need you. I love you so much

darkmoonfall

College as a Senior: A Summary

susiethemoderator

This is just college, period.

eternalbonemaven

I literally do all of these things.

madeupmonkeyshit

paprika

same

jethrocane

a pregnant woman goes into a coma

months later she wakes up, no longer pregnant

“you had twins! ” the nurse exclaims. “your brother named them”

“what did he name the girl?” the woman asks

“denise”

“that’s alright, I like denise. and the boy?”

“denephew”

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this is like 1998 chain email-level content

xlec

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Her on the left we see a douche bag. They’re quite easy to spot in the winter because they’ll be wearing summer or sports clothing.

xlec

What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me? Wtf? I’ll have you know that I lift bro, and I’ve been involved in numerous white boy incidents, and I have over 300 confirmed bad text messages. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the second biggest poser at my school. Hahahhaahah You are nothing to me but just another being with No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark. my fucking. hashtags. You think you can get away with calling me a douche bag over the Internet? Think again, you buffoon. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has a lot of swag, and my mom is callin yo moms ratchet ass. you better prepare for a tsunami of yolo. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You’re fucking dead. Yololess. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Nike apparel on. Not only am I extensively trained at playing sports and pissing other people off, but I have access to the entire Abercrombie store AND all Polo shirts known to man. and I will use them to their full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you won’t be able to harlem shake. You’re fucking dead.

thedancingfiend

his shirt literally says muscle milk

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son-neko

You have no idea how much this statement means to me.

Another heartbreak. It doesnt really matter to me because she said we'll still be friends. She said that she might get the feelings for me back, so all I can do is hold on to that hope and carry on. Kewl.

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