会越来越好的

noncon friendship

Coworkers

Your friend’s boyfriend

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

i wouldn't have to deal w all of this if i was a tree

while you were studying the blade i was consuming a lot of yaoi and i can tell you without a shadow of a doubt that its gay that you would put that much effort into studying the blade to defeat this one guy who you cannot stop thinking about. just saying.

you are right and you should say it

the part of adulthood that no one ever warns you about is the amount of surfaces you need to acquire to put your things and trinkets on

the thing that really cheeses my cake about flies getting in my house is they clearly don't want to be there anyway. like at least the ants trying to steal cereal from my pantry had a goal and a plan. you are just here because you're too stupid to use a window twice