moved on

the personification of death being portrayed as deeply kind in fiction is something that reduces me to tears every single time

imagine you're in a timeloop and everything goes exactly the same every time, except for a random user that just posts completely differently each loop. sometimes they don't post at all. they never post about the timeloop, though

during one loop you message them to ask if they know what's going on and they immediately block you and go back to posting

I love that amid the stress of being caught in a temporal paradox you are checking tumblr dot com

nothing better to do

insane how people think i can just do things. "can you mail me this?" and get killed by the post office desk workers?????!!!?

This is so beautiful and affirming. 

let’s hear it for sodomy

also what the fuck do they mean by "shorter games" here because hades and hollow knight are both 20 hour games (howlongtobeat suggests that it takes more time to finish hollow knight than it does god of war 2018)

Love the contrast between the Americans’ “Apollo” and the Soviets’ “Sputnik.” You got the Americans naming their rocket after a Greek god trying to communicate the grandness and importance of this rocket. And you got the Soviets naming their rocket “fellow traveler.” Like a friend you go on an  adventure with together. This rocket is our little friend lol 

And they were gay for each other

And they were gay for each other.

Peak shihtzu behavior

Why are you horse roleplaying on my anal sex faggot post. Can you leave