yo waddup, im trash

eighteen inch nails: i want to fuck you like two animals

coworker: it's good to see that centrifuge getting some use; most people don't like it because it's so sensitive me: *has been devising nobel prize-worthy balance configurations for every single load* haha yeah i guess i've just been lucky with it so far :)

the feelings i'm experiencing about this are akin to when a pet comes up to greet you and its owner is like "omg i never see them go up to strangers like that they're usually so shy"

developing a horse girl-like bond with the centrifuge

centrifuge: *shudders or makes noise* me: *patting its flank* shhhh... it's okay, girl...

I'm fairly certain the answer will be "because they don't want to spend money", but is there a reason your workplace doesn't just get a new centrifuge, maybe one with auto-balancing?

because the centrifuge works fine if you're pure of heart

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

i feel like im a weird age where i got just a blurry glimpse at the world Before. it used to be cold in the mornings and websites had fun games and the search results showed you what you searched for. covid wasn't a thing. can anybody fucking hear me. did i dream it all????

Holy shit something about “it used to be cold in the morning” just really fucking got me. Where’s the dew on the grass? The subtle fog down the street? The birds and the bugs and the toads that took up space as I stepped outside to catch the bus for school? Their space is still there but I don’t see them anymore

Turns out the scheming eunuch's love for you is genuine

hey i felt you right click me just now. are you seriously viewing my properties? pervert

“the everything”

don't let being born a girl stop you from transitioning into a boy so that you can be a girl but queerer about it

my friends hate this video so much i don’t even have to repost it in discord anymore i’ll just be in a voice call and go “wouldn’t it be crazy if the joker could beatbox” and they all tell me to go kill myself

Official graveyard post

Having your interests mocked as a kid and general low self esteem will have you insulting the things you like even when they're generally considered very good. Because you like it, and historically when you like something it's stupid and not worth anyone's time. So you will say nonsense like "I recommend this book/game/film, but it's okay if you hate it, it sucks, I really enjoyed it but that's because I'm an idiot" and you are recommending them the Citizen fucking Kane of that particular media type. And importantly: you need to stop doing this it is killing you