the name's emily

He’s gonna be a mighty king and he’s working on that roar.

Oh my GOOOOOD

New gameshow

my grandparents wifi password is spinach77

i’m sorry, this is the funniest damn post i’ve seen since staff made the announcement 

minecraft

man the crazy thing about babies is that like, some people would think that reading a baby a book about farm animals is teaching them about farm animals, but really it’s teaching them about the concept of a book and how there’s new information on each page of a single object, but really, beyond that, it’s teaching them how language works, and beyond that it’s really actually teaching them about human interaction, and really really it’s them learning about existing in a three-dimensional space and how they can navigate that space, but actually, above all it is teaching them that mama loves them.

ah

Plankton’s VA: “My name is Plankton. Come and eat at the Chum Bucket! Every fucking day! You come down, and we’ll shuff your face full of shit! [laughs] I’m just kidding, don’t come to the Chum Bucket. It’s horrible. Horrible!”

This is all i ever wanted, to hear plankton say “fuck”

we have achieved peak humanity, it’s all downhill from here