hey im back sorry just figured out cringe is fake

will graham sapiosexual

hannibal always gets will really expensive eleaborate gifts that will would never need and will gets hannibal stupid little things he saw at walmart that reminded him of hannibal.

when people say that 2020 twitter is just a repeat of 2013 tumblr they really aren’t kidding because this is quite literally thwomp-posting again down to the fact that no one on twitter brought it up again the night after it happened

“Appeal to a wider audience” is corporate lingo for “strip more themes from a piece of media so it’s safer and more sanitized for investors”

I struck a nerve in the billionaire fandom with this one

Crabs amaze me. They’re the perfect life form, a tank made of legs and living hate-armor. It’s not just about their physicality, though; it’s the soul of the crab. See, no crab in the bottomless history of the sea has ever questioned itself, doubted itself, worried, or been afraid. A crab is pure motion. A crab is pure id and unrelenting forward force. Crabs invented the word violence and they will scuttle on the surface of the world while the red giant of Sol creeps closer to devour everywhere we’ve ever known. They will look into the sky and clack their claws and there will be no fear. 

Excuse me how the fuck did you create the perfect illustration for what I was trying to express

props to stem people wtf! i can bullshit my way through any english essay because literally u just have to say stuff. but for stem paper u have to say stuff AND it has to be true. wack. 

props to hums people wtf! i can bullshit my way through any stem essay because literally u just have to repeat stuff. but for a hums paper u have to say stuff AND it has to be new stuff from your brain. wack. 

#FINALLY the solidarity we need to defeat business majors

invented a chess opening called the lovers gambit where you toss the pieces aside and start kissing your opponent on the table

never knew human anatomy was this fucked

cow bones by gary larson

GUYS PEWDIEPIE DELTED HIS YOUTUBE CHANNEL AHSJDHDJX

the discontent i spread is incomparable to the horrific deception you force into this world

gonna start doing single letter keysmashes 

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