NonSequiter

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

"drug seeking" as a patient label one of the most dogshit stupid concepts of all time. fuuuck everybody look out this guy came in here expecting medical treatment. better watch out in case he goes to a restaurant and starts food seeking

the part of adulthood that no one ever warns you about is the amount of surfaces you need to acquire to put your things and trinkets on

murder suicide is awesome to me bc its like annnnnd im coming with you

You really start to understand that the “angry black woman” and “mean lesbian” stereotype only exists to shame us for the fact we get reasonably upset about people wanting to horrifically abuse us indiscriminately. Let’s get meaner !

imagine this heat and you roll over in bed an there’s some cunt there next to you. bruv id be inconsolable