What’s the pettiest reason you broke up with someone? (Or them you)

He was fucking ugly.

She liked mayonnaise on sandwiches.

“i’m gonna get what i want” what an entitled asshole

How tf they got a st Bernard but not a great dane???????

is he okay?

hello darkness my old  friend

Gotta reblog every time I see it

😂😂😂

SHE DID THAT

me at the family dinner, sometime in 2036

Every time I see this video, it renews me

Me

Me too

this some shit that @shez-got-priors or @blackberryshawty would do

I’m in the process of trademarking Bucci™ as we speak. I’m on the horn with my legal team as I type this.

don’t talk to me or my 47 past due assignments ever again

The dude behind her tho..

I’m the glasses being put on

I can never pass this lmao