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chess is so gay, why are you trying to get the king? to have sex with him?

I’m a reliable narrator. You can trust me

the older i get, the more i need time & personal space to be as boring as possible

I understand old men sitting on porches staring at an empty field more now than ever.

No Healthcare no protection for women no protection for black people no protection for queer people no protection for POC no protection for children just work work work and give money to rich people and support police then die

the first step in healing is realizing that you can use your stickers. you don’t need to “save” them for the perfect spot. set them free from their vinyl sheet and let them fulfill their purpose. whore.

"isn't he so cute?" *picture of the wettest most pathetic looking guy you've ever seen*

Spell: Summon Chair / Summon Chair (Ranged) / Greater Summon Chair