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there’s a new sheriff in town…

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i think he’s from tv or something??? ://
The only real difference between Matt Mercer and Griffin McElroy is that when they wanted to introduce a pair of super powerful near invulnerable beings who are there to wreck our heroes’ shit, Matt brought them in draped in false friendship and mysterious circumstances and sinister overtones while Griffin made them vogue to techno music
The Mighty Nein short-resting after a day of adventure. This illustration is heavily inspired in paintings by Spanish artist Joaquín Sorolla y Bastida (1863-1923), particularly “Vendiendo Melones” and “Vendedor de Naranjas”. Loving my new dragon telenovela.
Thou and I are too wise to woo peaceably.

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if you’ve never listened to the adventure zone, please listen to this fucking amazing bit in which they magic a rock out of magnus
All fiction podcast fans share one brain cell and it’s the one that’s responsible for making us all think ‘huh I need to start listening to wtnv again someday’ every once in a while
Okay I’m about to sound like an absolute Matthew Mercer stan on main, but listen to this: I was looking through the CR wiki for fic-related info and stumbled upon the references for Kamordah, the town where Beau grew up, and found that this remote town on an entire other continent was mentioned in the very first episode of campaign 1. Vex is trying to purchase Thistle Branch Dark Blood wine. There’s an incredibly legitimate chance it could’ve been imported from Beau’s family’s winery. Listen. This absolutely boggles my mind. This is YEARS of out-of-game time, between the first episode and when Beau’s backstory was created. Not only did Matt have this realm so developed that he knew the type of professions found in this little town in Wildemount the very first time he was ever on air, but he also managed to have such a small but common thread run through two entirely separate campaigns. It’s little details like this that make CR so immersive, because absolutely nothing is overlooked and Matthew Mercer is a lore genius.
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Imagine John and Martin bonding over literature. Talking about their favorite books from when they were kids, the popular books everyone else liked that they couldn't stand, books they had to read for school that were so mind-numbingly dull that they've avoided the author ever since. Going to second-hand bookshops, sometimes to buy things, but mostly just to browse and enjoy being together. They'll pick something up to show one another: something old, something well-loved, something with a ridiculous title, something that was on a best seller's list five years ago that they manage to find a copy of in every single second-hand shop they go to.
John tries to guide Martin towards poets that aren't Keats. Sometimes it's welcome, and sometimes it isn't. When it isn't, he tries to introduce Martin to something by Keats he hasn't read before. Martin, in turn, tries to get John to read fiction, even though he turns up his nose at it most of the time. Martin just laughs and teases him about that pretentious autobiography he's working on.
#god yes #martin is APPALLED that jon's never read howl's moving castle #yes eight days of luke is good but my GOD #jon is horrified at how long it's been since martin has read a nonfiction anything #he piles his arms with histories and popular science #martin grabs a twentieth century poetry anthology #they take turns reading each other their least favorite poems out of it #jon can make sappy hallmark love poetry sound like the worst kind of insult #martin laughs until he cries #and then kisses him breathless #the poem turns into a joke between them #and then a shorthand of affection #if anyone else overheard them talking they'd be appalled at jon's taste (via @backofthebookshelf)
THESE ARE SO GOOD OMG
amnesty characters rated by how well they cuddle
aubrey little: 8/10 she’s probably very good at cuddling, but it would be very hot. ideal for winter, not so much for summer.
duck newton: 7/10 while he’s the perfect balance of soft and beefcake, he’s very touch-starved, so he might overdo it and mildly suffocate you. also, beacon is his belt, which makes things awkward.
ned chicane: 4/10 may seem cuddly but he Will steal your wallet. also he demands being the little spoon, it’s non-negotiable.
arlo thacker: 0/10 a wild man even at his best point. probably smells. also he has maybe two people he would want to cuddle with ever.
barclay: 1000/10 he literally invented the phrase “bear hug.” soft in all the right places, especially in bigfoot form. if you can pry ned off of him, it would be peak cuddling.
mama: 5/10 does the “mom hug” but doesn’t have the patience for lengthy physical affection. if you do manage to cuddle with her, it’s pretty good until she kicks you.
dani: 8/10 usually pretty physically affectionate and so well-versed in how to cuddle, but watch out for her sharp edges. also watch out for her cold hands.
jake coolice: 7/10 like dani, he knows the best techniques, but he’s literally freezing and therefore not great for a cozy cuddling sesh. In summer though, everyone will try and absorb that cold by any means necessary including cuddling.
moira: 3/10 she’s a ghost. she does her best though.
hollis: 6/10 if you can convince them to chill for a bit, they’re a very good big spoon. however this is rare and is usually only achievable by like, three people.
indrid cold: 3/10 cold. sharp. touch starved as hell. in a bed he either gets up randomly or falls asleep for three days. however he does cuddle well on a couch so i’ll give him some points. i love him but he’s not cut out for a gentle nap.
minerva: 11/10 gives very solid hugs, and will definitely keep you safe in her big strong arms. she takes multiple power naps throughout the day rather than sleeping for one big chunk so there’s a lot of opportunities.
leo tarkesian: 7/10 he takes a while to get used to each person he ends up cuddling but once he does it’s definitely worth it. his Jock Energy outweighs that he is short so he is usually the big spoon.

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Rusty Quill Gaming is great! Bc it’s forcing me to untrain myself of the Pavlovian response where I hear Ben Meredith’s voice and instantly whip out a rusty machete to start fending him off.
*breaks into the magnus institute through the tunnels* I have a Gun so everybody Better start being Nice to each other or Else. No one is leaving this room unless it’s as friends.
People who draw Penumbra and have no idea what a 40 year old looks like Vs people who draw TMA and refuse to draw Jon looking ACTUALLY 29
dont dunk on Original Magnus’ luxurious lips [Id: Sketch of original designs of first The Adventure Zone cover’s Magnus, Taako and Merle. They are posing, Taako sits on the table, Merle on a chair, backwards. Taako has grey skin and white eyes, Merle and Magnus have mid-tone skin color and vaguely mid-90 style armor with spikes and pads and stuff. Merle has turquose shorts. ]

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All of Peter and Elias's weddings are disturbingly sweet, fancy and expensive, and they're always the only people present
So likeuh
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