amnesty characters rated by how well they cuddle
aubrey little: 8/10
she’s probably very good at cuddling, but it would be very hot. ideal for winter, not so much for summer.
duck newton: 7/10
while he’s the perfect balance of soft and beefcake, he’s very touch-starved, so he might overdo it and mildly suffocate you. also, beacon is his belt, which makes things awkward.
ned chicane: 4/10
may seem cuddly but he Will steal your wallet. also he demands being the little spoon, it’s non-negotiable.
arlo thacker: 0/10
a wild man even at his best point. probably smells. also he has maybe two people he would want to cuddle with ever.
barclay: 1000/10
he literally invented the phrase “bear hug.” soft in all the right places, especially in bigfoot form. if you can pry ned off of him, it would be peak cuddling.
mama: 5/10
does the “mom hug” but doesn’t have the patience for lengthy physical affection. if you do manage to cuddle with her, it’s pretty good until she kicks you.
dani: 8/10
usually pretty physically affectionate and so well-versed in how to cuddle, but watch out for her sharp edges. also watch out for her cold hands.
jake coolice: 7/10
like dani, he knows the best techniques, but he’s literally freezing and therefore not great for a cozy cuddling sesh. In summer though, everyone will try and absorb that cold by any means necessary including cuddling.
moira: 3/10
she’s a ghost. she does her best though.
hollis: 6/10
if you can convince them to chill for a bit, they’re a very good big spoon. however this is rare and is usually only achievable by like, three people.
indrid cold: 3/10
cold. sharp. touch starved as hell. in a bed he either gets up randomly or falls asleep for three days. however he does cuddle well on a couch so i’ll give him some points. i love him but he’s not cut out for a gentle nap.
minerva: 11/10
gives very solid hugs, and will definitely keep you safe in her big strong arms. she takes multiple power naps throughout the day rather than sleeping for one big chunk so there’s a lot of opportunities.
leo tarkesian: 7/10
he takes a while to get used to each person he ends up cuddling but once he does it’s definitely worth it. his Jock Energy outweighs that he is short so he is usually the big spoon.
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