rotisserie chicken

Engineers going to uni for years to learn what beavers 🦫 know intuitively. Embarrassing.

so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown

BREAKFAST

[ID: a doodle of two people, and a Harry Potter poster in the background. the poster reads “every penny you pay me directly funds the oppression of transgender women: the movie”. the person on the left (masculine in appearance) says, “im sorry dude its just comfort media for me u have to respect it man”. the person on the right (feminine in appearance) frowns, looking upset. End ID]

the wedding ring stays ON during sex with other people.

Hey hey don’t cry. Character who destroys themself in the end for nothing

overhated female characters mean the world to me and i will protect them with my life because fandoms have no right to judge them for acting like someone who went through unimaginable trauma and call them annoying for their understandable behavior.

girl with ptsd voice: hey, so something really bad is gonna happen, right? you guys are picking up on that too, yeah? The other shoe is about to drop, I just know it.