We will smell like mothballs and DANGER.

My roomba is scared of thunderstorms

I had a teenage girl come into my tea shop with her mother the other night. She purposely grabbed a teamaker in the most crunched-up looking box on the shelf (got banged around in shipment) and carried it protectively over to the counter. “If something’s in a damaged box I have to get it because I’m afraid no one else will love it,” she laughed nervously.

Aro-Ace: *smacks Bi’s chest and points to a pretty person* You should date them.

Po's Guide to the Civil War, Part III

i reblogged this before but we actually started playing this game and it has resulted in spilled drinks, flying cigarettes, and friends getting hit in the gut with 5lb crystal balls

So I don’t know if you knew but there are these new mouthwash bottles.

you know what’s awesome about this cosplay?