BJs For Hung Daddies

I can fit 20 grapes in my mouth

I can fit 50 ur a lil bitch come fight me

3:00 you and me. Bring your own grapes.

i’m his lawyer filing the civil suit for punitive damages

Straight men are so fucking weak… like honestly choke

internal decapitation

I’m trying to get back to my original weight of 6 pounds and 11 ounces

A ghost that exists only to drink lemonade at 2am.

That’s just me and I don’t appreciate being called shitty thanks

reminder that 30 isn’t old, it’s very normal to not accomplish everything in your 20s, and that it is never too late to learn that thing you’ve always wanted to learn. you’re always growing. that’s a good thing. 

I needed this right now. I’ve got time!!!

I didn’t get my first book published until I was 38. At 53, I’m about to sign a contract for my tenth. You have time.

Thank you for this.

allow yourself to be completely free and open-minded. click here to trip out with me.