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gonna subscribe to phil so i can get audio message priority but the only message i ever send him is just ‘is that guy still in your house?’

phil’s desire to be a tiny waif-like disaster twink is honestly giving me all the life i need right now

phil lester, known bottomphobe,

best part of 2021 is phil finally expressing his opinions

howling at dan being able to just straight up quote every pinof and phil’s like idk dont know dont care 

so to sum up the show tops and bottoms

"i'm worried about a couple of things that you've said" interesting summary of Phil's new video

you know what. saying “i’m scared of commitment” to your boyfriend whose house you’ve been camping in for a decade is valid and he’s right to do it

the other ice cream shop really is dan

theres too much to unpack in that show so i’ve decided to instead just forget about all of it and move on with my life

i do love how dan is constantly like phil you literally invented everything in the world

i always get whiplash whenever dan or phil make a reference to an inside phannie joke. like how do they know? it’s like teachers knowing how we cheat

oh so we just do that again in two days?