Beekeeper

get off of her (mount everest)!!!

girl 'mount' is literally in the name

her non-colonial name is sagarmatha. get off of her. go home.

the only way out is through but fuuuuuuuuuck fuuuuucckkkk cant i like scooch past or something

My problem is that I have betrayed everything that I am for phone in bed

i hate it when the ball is in my court get that shit out of here

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

The lion will never financially recover from this

wakes up on time, showers, gets dressed, eats breakfast, and drinks coffee, then calmly lays back down in bed and goes back to sleep

we'll jump off that bridge when we get to it