Alianora the Confounding

im actually cleft in twain right now can i call you back

Break out the popcorn fellas, we got a knight in the maze

They always last wayyy longer than anyone else, super fun to watch. I like to make a day of it, the Guard Who Always Tells the Truth & I take bets on what'll end up doing them in

Damn okay this one knows basic maze strategy, that's better than most of the knights who stumble in here

They're not great at the puzzles (no surprise there) but I gotta hand it to em, they really do keep working at it. Most knights take a different route after a couple minutes of trying and failing to solve one

gay

Fellas is it gay to place bets on what's going to kill a guy

My fuckign minotaur :(((

Mannn they got pretty far but then they stumbled onto one of the other exits :/ killed my minotaur for nothing I guess, don't these guys know how long it takes to resurrect someone

Hold up that fucking knight is back?? And they brought paper, a pen, and a compass??? This is unprecedented

Anyway sorry for the lack of updates I've been losing my mind

Break out the popcorn fellas, we got a knight in the maze

They always last wayyy longer than anyone else, super fun to watch. I like to make a day of it, the Guard Who Always Tells the Truth & I take bets on what'll end up doing them in

Damn okay this one knows basic maze strategy, that's better than most of the knights who stumble in here

They're not great at the puzzles (no surprise there) but I gotta hand it to em, they really do keep working at it. Most knights take a different route after a couple minutes of trying and failing to solve one

gay

Fellas is it gay to place bets on what's going to kill a guy

My fuckign minotaur :(((

Mannn they got pretty far but then they stumbled onto one of the other exits :/ killed my minotaur for nothing I guess, don't these guys know how long it takes to resurrect someone

Hold up that fucking knight is back?? And they brought paper, a pen, and a compass??? This is unprecedented

Anyway sorry for the lack of updates I've been losing my mind

good luck on your date 👍

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Break out the popcorn fellas, we got a knight in the maze

They always last wayyy longer than anyone else, super fun to watch. I like to make a day of it, the Guard Who Always Tells the Truth & I take bets on what'll end up doing them in

Damn okay this one knows basic maze strategy, that's better than most of the knights who stumble in here

They're not great at the puzzles (no surprise there) but I gotta hand it to em, they really do keep working at it. Most knights take a different route after a couple minutes of trying and failing to solve one

gay

Fellas is it gay to place bets on what's going to kill a guy

My fuckign minotaur :(((

Mannn they got pretty far but then they stumbled onto one of the other exits :/ killed my minotaur for nothing I guess, don't these guys know how long it takes to resurrect someone

Hold up that fucking knight is back?? And they brought paper, a pen, and a compass??? This is unprecedented

Anyway sorry for the lack of updates I've been losing my mind

Break out the popcorn fellas, we got a knight in the maze

They always last wayyy longer than anyone else, super fun to watch. I like to make a day of it, the Guard Who Always Tells the Truth & I take bets on what'll end up doing them in

Damn okay this one knows basic maze strategy, that's better than most of the knights who stumble in here

They're not great at the puzzles (no surprise there) but I gotta hand it to em, they really do keep working at it. Most knights take a different route after a couple minutes of trying and failing to solve one

gay

Fellas is it gay to place bets on what's going to kill a guy

My fuckign minotaur :(((

Mannn they got pretty far but then they stumbled onto one of the other exits :/ killed my minotaur for nothing I guess, don't these guys know how long it takes to resurrect someone

Hold up that fucking knight is back?? And they brought paper, a pen, and a compass??? This is unprecedented

Anyway sorry for the lack of updates I've been losing my mind

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

transition timeline but about halfway through im inexplicably a cackling green witch for a few months before continuing as normal

it’s pride month, minions. you know what that means

do you want us to, like, cast gay spells my leige?

<|:^)

Evil wizard tasteful pin-up magazine but it's all photos of like, skinny old goths coyly fingering cursed amulets, long-bearded sorcerers doing the 'oopsie' pose as their corrosive destruction spell destroys enough of their own robes to show some skin, naked desiccated lich king positioning his staff of human skulls just so it leaves something to the imagination, dark knights in full armor just holding their soul-eating blades out in front of their codpieces, orc chieftain who did not understand the assignment and is posing with a monster he killed like one of those guys-with-fish photos. Or maybe he DID understand the assignment. Hmm.

@evilwizard are you in that?

i should sell this

I think a lot of people don't appreciate the important role evil wizards play in the ecosystem.

Break out the popcorn fellas, we got a knight in the maze

They always last wayyy longer than anyone else, super fun to watch. I like to make a day of it, the Guard Who Always Tells the Truth & I take bets on what'll end up doing them in

Damn okay this one knows basic maze strategy, that's better than most of the knights who stumble in here

They're not great at the puzzles (no surprise there) but I gotta hand it to em, they really do keep working at it. Most knights take a different route after a couple minutes of trying and failing to solve one

gay

Fellas is it gay to place bets on what's going to kill a guy

My fuckign minotaur :(((

Mannn they got pretty far but then they stumbled onto one of the other exits :/ killed my minotaur for nothing I guess, don't these guys know how long it takes to resurrect someone

Hold up that fucking knight is back?? And they brought paper, a pen, and a compass??? This is unprecedented

Anyway sorry for the lack of updates I've been losing my mind

hey guys so the hero that keeps barging in my tower seems to be using some sort of chronomancy called “quick saving.” have we figured out any counters for that yet or what’s the deal