Lokius. Loki/Don. Loki turns himself into a magpie to evade capture after his failed takeover of New York. He flies to Ohio before even his magic can't get him any further with his injuries and he ends up in the neatly manicured yard of a random Midgardian home. Don lives there, finds him, and takes in what he believes is just an ordinary injured magpie.
Don takes in an injured little magpie one day. Most people in his little suburb of Cleveland were glued to the television sets, their phones, their computers watching coverage of the alien invasion of New York City and the fact that the guy who started it had apparently gotten away and there was a manhunt on for him.
But in Ohio most people felt safe. Invading New York made sense. Hell, invading Washington D.C. would make sense. But Ohio? Those would be some stupid aliens to come to this place. Most Ohioans didn't even want to be in Ohio.
Okay, that wasn't totally fair. But as a lifelong resident and citizen of Ohio he felt like he could get away with saying that.
Besides, this is what the Avengers are for, right? And this is what various government agencies are for. It was scary to be invaded, even if it was elsewhere in the country, but most people had confidence that we would be okay.
Still, he had gotten sick of looking at the footage. It was still unsettling and frightening, even if the lead alien in the fancy armor was hot as he'll.
Listen, leave Don alone. He's been alone for a long time after the divorce and dating hasn't even worked out and the one time he tried one of those apps the guy was super weird. In a sketchy way. Don was desperate but not desperate enough to bring that home.
But, no longer wanting to look at the footage and the boys being at their mother's for the weekend, Don walked outside to get some fresh air, maybe touch some grass or something. Calm down.
And that was when he saw the little magpie in his yard, hopping around drunkenly. He could tell that was an indication of an injury. Don's parents had both been veterinarians and they'd taught Don a thing or two. And, though he had not used it, he had gone to school for it himself. But he didn't think that was a career path for him. He couldn't handle having to put animals down or having them die when there was no way to heal what was killing them. His heart was too soft for that.
Technically, he should call a wildlife rescue or an actual veterinarian. But at this hour most places were closed and he would have to leave a message and hope someone got back to him.
"Hey, it's okay," Don said soothingly as he slowly approached the little magpie.
It tried to get away from him, but given that it couldn't fly it couldn't get away. And Don knew if he left it out here a cat would get it, or an owl given the time of day soon, or possibly even a snake. Less likely around here, but still possible.
He gently scooped up the little bird.
It squawked its protest loudly and indignantly and pecked at his hand.
"Ow, hey. Calm down, sweetheart, I'm trying to help. Don't be scared," he said, gently. He wasn't angry. He thought if he had been injured and some random giant came along and picked him up in his hand, speaking a language he couldn't understand, he'd be pretty terrified too.
"Unhand me!" The bird yelled.
Don smiled. He had forgotten that magpies were actually very clever mimics and could easily mimic human speech.
"Where'd you learn that one?" He asked. People didn't usually talk like that anymore. Maybe sitting outside the open windows of someone watching an old black and white movie?
Don brought the bird into his house and set him down on the kitchen island, got his supplies and began to examine and treat the bird.
Thankfully, the wing wasn't broken but it was injured and he was sure that had made it too painful and difficult to fly even a couple feet.
The magpie had continued to peck at him and hurl verbal abuse until it seemed to realize Don really was only helping it.
He wasn't sure what to do after that. The bird couldn't go back out yet. So, he decided to keep it in the house and do his best to deal with any problems that might arise from having a wild bird loose in the house. At least right now it couldn't fly so there wasn't really a chance it could get up somewhere high enough Don had trouble getting it down.
"You hungry?" He asked. "I don't have any frogs or insects or whatever in here..."
The bird gave an indignant sound and ruffled its feathers.
"Hey, sorry. I didn't expect to have a magpie for a houseguest," Don defended.
He looked through his fridge and took out an apple, coring it and cutting it up before bringing it to the magpie. It was a little small, so he suspected it was a juvenile.
The bird eyed the apple pieces but decided they were acceptable and ate them.
Loki was quite hungry and he had watched the Midgardian prepare the apple so he knew it wasn't poison. Then again, why would he bring an injured animal into his home, treat the injury with his own supplies, and then promptly intentionally poison it? That would make no sense.
He had evaded capture by the skin of his teeth, and he had thought for a moment that he had come all this way only to be too exhausted and injured to force himself to fly any further and meet death at the hands of some Midgardian peasant. The Norns do so love to mock him so it wouldn't surprise him.
But instead, it seems as though this time he had had the good fortune to encounter a kind and gentle man who cared about creatures he thought were weaker than he. And his brother and his friends would surely not think to look for him here, so far away and in the home of a random Midgardian living the life of a pampered little bird.
Loki thought it would be alright to stay here a while. It would be a safe place to convalesce and gather his thoughts and make a plan.