That’s Me, Plumz

date of origin: July 19th, 2014

This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.

This text thread brought us into a new age

something about newt being the only one to call thomas “tommy” makes me actively homicidal

my fav gif is still the one where the two dudes are at a sports game and one guy randomly shows up and aggressively starts to make out with one of the first two people and then the camera zooms in to the other guy, whose face shows complete confusion and terror at the gay that just went down

THATS THE ONE

so i transferred to a really small performing arts school my sophomore year of high school and all the emo kids in my grade started a vampire cult the year before where they would drink each other’s blood in the bathroom and then they would recruit other kids to let them drink their blood in the bathroom and like the leader of the vampire cult got expelled because it was obviously really traumatic for everyone involved and apparently she would like threaten all the other emo kids that if they didn’t let her drink their blood she would kill their families like she was a full blown like jeff the killer is my bf type emo. anyways I basically walked into a sophomore class of 50 students who had all this unresolved tension with all the emo kids and i was bordering emo/scene/indie sleaze at the time and let me tell you the dynamic was WEIRD we read brave new world and had to do presentations and one of the former vampire cult kids did a rap about brave new world using the framework of “i’m not your boyfriend baby” by 3oh!3 and the entire classroom was dead silent seething with resentment and i was like well i guess i will never reveal that i love 3oh!3 to this lot i think they really hate 3oh!3 and so i was a complete closet emo for a whole year until someone finally told me about the vampire cult and i was like oh so they don’t actually hate emos, it’s just that everyone was traumatized in a high school bathroom by one girl who read too much creepypasta and twilight.

One more reblog for The Owl House's finale! (which was fantastic by the way! One more reminder to watch the show for those who haven't!)