channibal schlecter

THANK YOU SO MUCH

me, flirting: id let you kill me

who else’s new years resolution is to run away with a loving partner and acquire a plot of land in a coastal farming village where you can have a hobby farm with friendly goats

If you start playing The Wrath of the Lamb at exactly 11:18:57 on New Year’s Eve, Will and Hannibal will plummet, covered in blood and wrapped in each other’s arms to the tune of Love Crime, into the ocean right at midnight.

Imagine you’re a lesbian trying to get pregnant and he tells you this. It’s minus a billion Celsius and he hasn’t fixed the window. You’re like “great, disaster gay genetics on both sides”

On the other hand, I can VERY easily see Will breaking his hand on a bigger man’s face, during his frantic younger years. 

This puts an interesting spin on how Hannibal reacts to Will’s bloody knuckles, I think. 

There is a vague expectation from Will that Hannibal would have liked them and its honestly kind of baffling how concerned HAnnibal is

#why would you say that its not okay#hannibal wants will to be a beautiful efficient murder bird like him#and nope wills fucking throwing himself at the wall and hurting himself ALMOST as much as his enemy#will i sent a teenager at you with 7 dogs to warn you and you having 8 guns in the house#there was no need for this to ever get this far#why did you bring it here you couldve called the police#youre lucky you didnt through your back out#or get pulled over you know your sticker is out of date#will please#will im trying to help you#help me help you will#youre exhausting