wore a cowboy costume to the gay bar and went home with a guy dressed as a gladiator and it was really fun but the whole time i couldnt stop thinking about how we looked like those two queens from night at the museum

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wore a cowboy costume to the gay bar and went home with a guy dressed as a gladiator and it was really fun but the whole time i couldnt stop thinking about how we looked like those two queens from night at the museum

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We can try and invent discourse as a joke all we want but nothing will compare to the real home grown takes on here such as hating landfillslop consumerism is actually Catholic
me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤
the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup
Honestly I tried to get into Dora the explora but like media is supposed to be escapism for me and she keeps like asking me like wheres this wheres that and tbh its actually really stressful. Im not dealing with that
Really?
Nobody’s ever kissed or touched or even looked at me before due to my grotesque visage
The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.
Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.
No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.
Easy carb add on:
Cookie
Fruit (canned or fresh)
Chips
Piece of bread
Popcorn
Crackers
Easy protein add on:
Nuts
Spoonful of nut butter
Cheese
Roasted chickpea snacks
Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)
Small canned sausages or similar
Sugar in there.
I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

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gentrification is when trash goes in trash cans
image id: tweet by The Architect's Newspaper saying, "Dumpsters everywhere will be worse than the disease. Mayor Zohran Mamdani announced this week that the “containerization” rollout is slated to wrap by 2031 ow.ly/u3z150Zvc0C [image of two large modern plastic recycling receptacles on the street outside of a historic building]"
screenshot: "The bins will contribute to the sense of New York becoming more “sanitized” each day, where it is gentrified and perhaps physically cleaner but losing its character and history."
image id: stock photo of a cute brown & white fancy rat with its paws on a computer keyboard, looking thoughtful, as if penning an op-ed for secret ulterior rat reasons
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5. out
4. guilty
3. wanting
2. lacking
1. by this email
It has come to my attention that I forgot about dead
idk obviously dying is pretty bad but by the time youre found dead its not really your problem
found this at an antique shop the other day and was immediately like oh this belongs on tumblr. sniles sneetly. fwowns fwangry.
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tomorrow I'll do the possible
thank you ao3 for always delivering what i need alongside insights into strange and beautiful lands of which i have no knowledge
ready for what the next week brings...
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why are you as a man keeping your eyes fully open? to see more men?
fear not: you can also “attack” your friends even outside of art fight, so if you miss the chance to before august 2nd you can always get them after with no repercussions. No crime will be committed either way and its actually fine to draw art for others at any other time of the year

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gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me
Oh hey it's the 2nd of August. It's international Romani genocide memorial day. 79 years and still the vast majority of countries don't give a fuck about it nor recognize it. Hell on Earth everywhere
It's been 80 years since the Nazis liquidated the Romani family camp in Auschwitz, killing 4,000 people in a single night. Most countries don't recognize it and most European countries continue to treat us like shit
On the night of 2/3 August 1944, the camp where Roma and Sinti people were held at Auschwitz-Birkenau was liquidated. Thousands of men, wome
On 2 August, we commemorate the 500,000 Sinti and Roma murdered in Nazi-occupied Europe in the former concentration camp Auschwitz-Birkenau.