BROS BEFORE ABADDONS

Not sure how this works when shark skin is so incredibly smooth

@rebellareriote

The steam library really is the gamers refrigerator. I keep checking to see if there's anything I want to play. I have games. I have plenty of games. There's nothing i want to play

everyone say thank you ao3 volunteers you're the best ao3 volunteers ily ao3 volunteers

websites often misjudge how far I will go to avoid ads. "you can't use this site until you turn off the adblock sowwy" I Am Leaving Your Website

i should be able to donate my excess shame to those in need

what if u lived in a small town and u were GAY and MISERABLE and u KILLED URSELF and then u WOKE UP in ur COFFIN even tho u asked to be CREMATED and u dug urself out and u had to look ur parents in the EYE and they still LOVED U and u meet another dead man who thinks ur the MESSIAH and runs a CULT about ur EXISTENCE but he FALLS IN LOVE WITH U AS A SINGULAR PERSON and then the SHOW ENDS AND IS NEVER RENEWED.

to be honest there has never been a fictional character i’ve actually wanted to date. like. i want them to date each other. i don’t want myself as a person to be involved in this scenario whatsoever. what would i add to this narratively? what’s my thematic purpose in the narrative? immersion breaking. 

“apologist.” “critical.” y’all are doing too much. when my favorite characters do evil reprehensible shit I simply don’t fucking care cause it’s not real

cc @randomitemdrop

Item: jimono

she zydrate on my anatomy until I come in a little glass vial or whatever

A little glass vial?

a little glass vial

actually fucking criminal that I can't just take a mutual out for coffee or a burger because they live across the entire ass planet

the best thing a fictional man can be is having the worst time of his life