You're Toast!

Has anyone talk about the American fear of low flying planes since 9/11?

I think we need to bring back saying “aye”

I bear the rain as my witness

The thing about me is I only speak in references like a cryptic eldritch spirit.

Anytime someone says something that makes me think lesser of them I hit them with the “sometimes I wonder…” to be ominous and then leave.

Respect the trees, they were here long before you and will be here long after.

If you don’t say hi to the moon when you see her I don’t trust you.

Do you think the voice actor for the Spotify ads knows he’s a meme? I want to know what he thinks.

Man, you ever feel your fit and you don’t want to ever change, cuz ya.

I went feral in a moment of frustration and said I was going to fight god and then god nerfed me, I stopped moving, looked around confused, and then became extremely tired and lost interest. Do with that what you will.

I think about that vine of the little girl trying to say “who” almost everyday. I hope she has learned the correct pronunciation. Although some of me hopes she says HWUAAAA???!! all of her life.

Phys ed. In school is so wierd. You literally just make up things to do in a large empty concrete room.

The other day I saw a baby deer running in the parking lot of a restaurant. Apparently it had come out of the woods behind it. But it was so strange because it is near a very busy street and so unexpected. 

I once saw a chicken running around in the parking lot of a Tim Hortons with several people chasing it. There isn’t a farm for miles around.