does everything have to be an ethics debate cant we just watch a man slap another man on television and go “huh” and gossip and move on

“i’ll kill you.” are we about to kiss 

Honestly the fact that Jaskier is kind of a celebrity in Netflix Witcher canon is. SO fucking funny to me….. Can you imagine being another Wolf witcher in this universe. It’s like if Hozier wrote 5 Grammy-winning albums exclusively about this weird kid from your high school

I am such a slut for candles 😍😍😍😩😩😩😩🤤 I will moan on aisle 9 if I smell a bomb ass candle idc y’all

End up missing the shot because of the mind shattering orgasm you get the moment he's in range with his shrussy out

why staff thought they could turn this dumpster oven into something profitable is wildly beyond me