Happy birthday to my favorite comic in the world

big fan of love, being in love and making others feel loved

roses are red, i’m going to bed

Thank you, I was :D

armadillo, born and raised in the desert for years without seeing a large body of water: *sees a pool* ohhhhh fuck yeag im goin in that big puddle baby

How many people crashed into this mirror before they put up that sign, do you think.

better question: how many people accidentally stepped into the Mirror Zone

awful suspicious that theres quotation marks around “mirror”

remember that catfish episode where she catfished her cousin bc he called her a fat ass kelly price 3 years ago

You know what else she did, she bloody did a horror movie plot twist, where she called the show to investigate whomever was cat fishing her cousin, so basically everyone that they were investigating to the cat fish was a red herring by her, leading to the climax of the episode where it was revealed that she was the one cat fishing him lol

Gone Girl (2014), David Fincher

Fuck people like this. Don’t undercharge.

Assholes like this drive me insane.

This is disgusting.

babe, your behavior was...,. not iconic! we have no choice but to cancel you.. to death, babe.

This picture stared at me in the women's bathroom

this picture demanded to know whether or not i plan to get The Surgery

This picture has a stroller for their dog

This picture offered me essential oils and told me vaccines would poison my child.

this picture judged who i am based off of how many layers of clothing i’m wearing

this picture just called ICE on their neighbor, and then called their mom and talked about how good the pastor’s sermon on loving your neighbor was 

this pictured asked to touch my hair

This picture just called the homeowners association on me