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have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

Yes, but also, I am begging you on bended knee, paragraph breaks.

it’s pride month, minions. you know what that means

do you want us to, like, cast gay spells my leige?

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So the thing you have to understand about doctor who the movie 1996 is that it isn't good. But it is the best film ever made. It has little to no outstanding qualities as a narrative and is such a wild read of doctor who that if you replaced a few proper nouns throughout it would just be a regular bad sci-fi movie. The fact the series survived it is the reason i'm not worried about canon or the shows future in the slightest. The pitch for it consists of some of the most insane lore retcons i've ever seen in my life, and the only major one to make it into the movie is generally considered so out of left field that people refuse to acknowledge it to this day. Literally nothing matters. The master is goo and also a lizard, seven gets gunned down in the street, paul mcgann is the first doctor to canonically get bitches. There's a motorcycle chase. Bad 90s cgi. the regeneration is a frankenstein reference. its camp. eight has his dogs out. it is somehow more american than you would expect. it features by far the best rendition of the main theme in the shows history. Who fucking cares man. 11/10

Paul McGann is my doctor because of this movie

Could the yaoi not be doomed for once please

MICHAEL WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR

so weird leftists don't call out big food more remember when nestlé was responsible for over 10 million infant deaths in low and middle income countries i do

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or the death and disease they have meticulously inflicted on the most vulnerable of brazil while undermining public health policy and education

Petition to make this our new flag because this looks cool as fuck

ohhhh i get it now. the little seed of loneliness i’ve carried with me since i was five will never go away

i’m so glad goncharov happened pre ai slop era

#weird way to describe 1973 but i guess it’s accurate